Jenn - you 2-timing motherf*****g B*TCH! How dare you cheat on me like this - and then marrying Ben Affleck only rubs it in that much more. I thought we had something special - GUESS NOT! All those times you told me you LOVED me more than life itself were LIES - RIGHT!
May you burn in hell. Better yet - may your career follow the path your of your hubby - this way you will be nothing but a memory to all of us within about 3 months